I am tall.
My name is Mark.
I make music.

Book Me

I also emcee events, host shows, impersonate Weird Al, am a washed-up actor, etc, etc, but for the sake of simplicity and having a sleek intro to my website instead of ruining it with a giant paragraph, I just put that I make music- is that okay?

Listen to Last Year’s FAWM Album

I wrote & recorded these 14 songs within the 28 days of February 2017. Truth be told, I don’t even know how I did it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Get your music fix

Dec 23 The Last Show Ever for Now (because I’m leaving) Secret Location – emailed to ticket holders 3:30pm
$15 Adv ONLY | Fb
Nov 10 Original Comedy Music LanaLou’s 6:30pm
$15-20
Nov 9 Candace Coker Band Trees Organic Coffee Granville 8:00pm
PWYC
Nov 2 Original Comedy Music Trees Organic Coffee Granville 8:00pm
PWYC
Oct 4 Candace Coker Band Anza Live IV @ The Anza Club 10:30pm
$5-20
Sep 7 Original Comedy Music PUP Bike Ride @ Granville Island 8:45pm
PWYC
Aug 19 Original Comedy Music Pancakes & Jam @ Trout Lake 2:15pm
Free
Aug 2 Original Comedy Music The Railway Stage & Beer Cafe 8:00pm
$10-13
Jul 29 Open Mic Host The Fringe Café 9:00pm
Free
Jul 28 Original Parodies Weird Al Karaoke @ Little Mountain Gallery 8:00pm
$8-12
Jul 20 Special Guest w/ Cats Flipping Birds LanaLou’s 7:00pm
$10-15
Jun 30 Original Comedy Music Sounds of Vancity @ The Backstage Lounge 9:00pm
$10
Jun 14 Original Comedy Music Anza Live III @ The Anza Club 8:00pm
$5-15
May 27 MEZCLA The Kino 3:30pm
$10
Mar 31 MEZCLA The Fairview Pub 8:30pm
$15
Mar 25 MEZCLA (Latin Rock) Carnaval Del Sol @ Second Floor Eatery 3:30pm
$15
Mar 3 Sing-Alongs & Request-a-Songs The Kitchen Table Kits 9:00pm
Free
Feb 13 Original Comedy Music Cartems Donuterie Mount Pleasant 9:00pm
Free

Hire Me

I’ll entertain your bar patrons, I’ll serenade your wedding attendees, I’ll be the centre of attention at your next house party, I’ll follow you around for the whole day and improvise songs about your life, or anything else you can think of.